I'm sure you've all heard about the hundreds of birds that died and how 'some' people are saying it is God's way of registering a complaint about DADT being repelled.
Really?
Angel guy in charge of current affairs on earth (AG): *clears throat* Excuse me God?
God: What is it? Can't you see I'm busy rearranging the stars over here, they are a mess!
AG: Yes, I know sir. But um... I need to tell you something.
God: Jeez WTF is it?
AG: Well... I hate to tell you this sir, but the United States has repelled DADT. What should we do sir?
God: *rubbing his face for moment in thought* Hmm... I'm not happy about that. But I really can't be bothered right now. I've got that NFL game later this afternoon, I haven't figured out yet who I'm going to help win yet. Probably that poor player that's persecuted for writing scriptures on his face or tape. He's a good kid. Then I've GOT to return that call from the Pope, he won't leave me alone. Yeah like its my fault that they told priests they couldn't marry a woman and so then they can't keep it in their pants. Sooooo not my problem, but the guy won't stop calling he's like some crazed stalker. His predecessors weren't nearly this needy.
AG: I understand all that, but Lord don't you think we should do something to put the fear of you back into people?
God: Oh Christ on a cracker!
Christ: Yeah Dad?
God: Oh shut up I wasn't talking to you!
Christ: *pouts*
AG: Sir?
God: Ug just get out of my hair! I don't care what you do! Kill a flock of birds for all I care! I've got a football game to rig.
Or something like that.....
Add in the thousands of fish that have died around Lake Michigan and now 200 cattle just dropped dead in Wisconsin, the crazies are standing on the street corner or behind their keyboard and declaring God is pissed off and that OMG Armageddon and the Apocalypse is coming!
Wait a minute.... Haven't we heard this song and dance before? Here is an interesting website on the subject: Doomsday
From Jehovah witnesses various predictions, Seventh Day Adventists, Pat Roberson to Y2K, any strange and unusual happening has always been regarded by the doomsayers of its generation as foretelling of DOOM! Guess what? We are still here. You know what else? More strange and unexplainable things will happen.
You know what the good news really is? And your first clue is the good news is not salvation through God, Christ or Larry the Cable Guy. The good news is, we are learning more and more about the world we live in, and so the more we learn, the more we can logically explain. God isn't in a rainbow, sunlight and water vapor are in rainbows. God isn't in the stars, gas and matter burning billions of miles away are in the stars.
Just because no one has an answer, doesn't mean an answer can't be found. And I mean a 'real' answer not some vague 'God is mysterious' answer either.
The truth is out there. If we really want to look for it.
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